Keith Carey

"I'm a big dumb fatty who fats"
Keith is one of the founding members of the podcast and a driving force behind its structure and comedy. An early mainstay of the show was the other hosts making fun of his fatness and his gayness; as he is somewhat portly, and also maintains a sufficient level of gayness to allow him to use homophobic slurs with abandon and get away with it. A testament to the old showbiz saying that a rimjob a day keeps the lawsuits at bay.

At some unspecified time in the youth of Keith Carey, he was an associate of a wanna be sorcerer and drug dealer that he called 'Black Magick Kevin'.

Keith has two comedy albums called Forever Nap and Partylicious.